My last day in isolation! Ventilators that will probably kill people, and leaving my flat.
Day 6. Looking up
Things are looking up! An amazing gift, blood types and volunteering for the NHS.
Day 5. My neighbourhood
Britain is in lockdown! Thoughts on how being immune will be good, and thankfulness that I live where I do.
Day 4. Friends
Wonderful friends, the easiest diet I've ever done, and balcony concerts!
Day 3. Cabin fever
Great news that I'm locked in for only 7 days, not 14! My diminished culinary skills, going grey, and cabin fever.
Day 2. Explosions in my head
There's a fireworks party in my head, and I discuss paracetamol, poetry, and phony remedies, including one of my own.
Day 1. Waking up
I wake up with my new friend Coronavirus, discuss pyschological profiling, Wonder Woman, and panic buying.